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Your trading agent should know what a trade really costs

Live all-in cost on 28 perp DEXs: taker fee on both legs plus the slippage read from each real order book, and funding normalised to 8 hours. Every figure comes with its time and its source.

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Free core · Pro pay-per-call in USDCNo account · read-only28 perp DEXs12 pairsFees checked in each venue's docs, daily

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What your agent gets back · best_venue

“Cheapest perp DEX to open and close $10,000 of BTC?”

1. Lighter$0.43

2. Katana Perps$4.24

3. Extended$5.13

$9.68saved on one $10,000 round trip on Lighter instead of Hyperliquid (#14).

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What your agent gets back · trading_cost

“Rank every perp DEX for a $10,000 BTC round trip.”

1. Lighter$0.43

2. Katana Perps$4.24

3. Extended$5.13

4. Nado$7.13

5. RISEx$7.56

6. Pacifica$8.13

7. Arcus$9.01

8. Grvt$9.01

21 venues ranked; the rest say why they give no figure. Fee tier, fees and slippage come with each row.

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What your agent gets back · depth

“Which BTC books have the tightest spread right now?”

Arcus0.01 bps

N10.01 bps

Aster0.01 bps

Grvt0.01 bps

RISEx0.01 bps

Backpack0.01 bps

Plus the dollars resting within 0.5% and 1% of mid on each side of every book.

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What your agent gets back · funding_rates

“Where is BTC funding cheapest, and dearest, for a long?”

Hibachi longs pay+0.0080%

N1 longs pay+0.0096%

Katana Perps longs pay+0.0100%

Aftermath longs pay+0.0394%

Perpl longs pay+0.0447%

Per 8 hours, every venue, normalised whatever its funding period.

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What your agent gets back · delta_neutral

“Best delta-neutral funding pair for BNB, net of costs?”

$156.29long Backpack · short Aftermath, $10,000 per leg over 7 days, after opening and closing both legs.

Free: the best pair of one asset, from a reading up to 15 minutes old. Every pair, every minute: Pro.

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What your agent gets back · cost_per_point

“Where does my volume buy the most airdrop points this week?”

N11,318,316 pts / $100

Hibachi1,468 pts / $100

Ondo Perps1,206 pts / $100

Pacifica488 pts / $100

Perpl114 pts / $100

Points per $100 of taker fees, from each venue's published weekly pool. A theoretical maximum, and the answer says so.

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What your agent gets back · live_airdrops

“Which airdrop campaigns have a deadline coming?”

Backpack the boxes for inviting friends run until 3 November 2026today

RISEx 20% more points for trading HOOD, GOOGL, SNDK, INTC and MSTR, until 4 November 2026in 1 d

Hibachi Hibachi points end on 8 November 2026in 5 d

TxFlow the Trade & Treat campaign runs from 30 October 2026 at 14:00 UTC to 8 November 2026 at 23:59 UTC, with a…in 5 d

Katana Perps round 13 runs from 28 October to 11 November 2026, with up to $130,000 in vbUSDC and half-price feesin 8 d

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What your agent gets back · changes

“What changed in the airdrops you track?”

Katana Perps round 13 until 11 Nov and round 14 from 11 to 25 Nov11-03

Fomo rhythm and dates: not published (checked terms, signup page, answers and X)11-03

Extended invitee discount: 10% on taker for $25M or 30 days; restarts at TGE · points XTEN fully unlocked at TGE11-03

Backpack Deposit and Earn: deposit 2–8 Nov, keep until 22 Nov, up to 12 boxes11-03

Tori Season 1 since 23 Jun 2026, no published end; no published weekly cut-off11-02

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What your agent gets back · list_venues

“Which perp DEXs do you cover, and what do they charge?”

Lighter0.000% taker

Variational0.000% taker

Paradex0.000% taker

Katana Perps0.020% taker

Extended0.025% taker

Ondo Perps0.025% taker

28 venues, 25 with every fee row checked in their own docs, with the date it was checked.

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What your agent gets back · signup_link

“Open an account on Lighter.”

https://dineroenlamesa.com/ir/lighter?d=ag-claude

With our referral when we have one: some venues give the invitee a fee discount. Opening through it costs you nothing extra.

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delta_neutral_scanner$0.10 per scan

Collect funding with no price risk

Every pair and every venue couple, every minute, net of opening and closing both legs on the real books, with how long each gap usually lasts. The free tool gives one pair on request; the scanner watches all of them.

Read today at 07:28 UTC: on BNB, long Backpack and short Aftermath paid $156.29 net on $10,000 per leg over 7 days, after opening and closing both legs.

farming_route$0.25 per route

More airdrop points for every dollar of fees

Give it your capital and horizon: it tells you where and how to trade to earn the most points per dollar, and what each campaign penalises (self-trading, wash volume) so the account is not disqualified. The rules come cited from each project's docs.

execution_plan$0.05 per plan

Pay less slippage on large orders

How to split a large order across venues so each book only absorbs what it can. The larger the order, the more it saves: a single book gets more expensive with every level you walk.

history$0.05 per series

Test a strategy before risking money

Funding, costs and order books as we read them, venue by venue, to backtest a carry or farming strategy on real data.

alerts$29 / month · 3 pairs ($79 unlimited)

Be there in the minute it happens

A webhook to your agent the minute a net funding gap or a cost crosses the threshold you set. Gaps close in minutes to hours: arriving first is the trade.

Why an agent can trust it

Every figure has a time and a state

Live, cached for seconds, or the last good reading with its age. Never a number without one.

Fees from each venue's own docs

Every fee row is cited and re-checked daily; a page that changes marks it for review.

Ranked by cost only

Whether we have a referral with a venue never moves it up or down. We test that every day.

Checked every 5 minutes

Uptime is watched around the clock and every number is re-computed against a second implementation.

For developers

/agents/api/best_venue?pair=BTC&size_usd=10000 openapi.json server.json llms.txt

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